Latin for "I came, I saw, I conqured". Julius Caeser said this after kicking nearly EVERYONE's ass and hooking up with Cloepatra around 47 BC. Look it up.
If I was as bad as Julius Caeser I'd be able to say "Veni, vidi, vici".
by Shawnster March 06, 2005
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Real Term: Julius Caeser said this when discribed how/what he did on his campaign. (veni (I came), vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered)

Pepped-up horny teenagers term: vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered), veni (I came)
Meaning: I saw the women, I talked to her and convinced her to go to her place, I ejaculated.
Caeser: Veni, vidi, vici

Dumbass 16 y/o: vidi, vici, veni
by Mystrick April 06, 2005
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I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.
Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!
by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003
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1. A Latin phrase originally coined by Julius Caesar which translates roughly to "I came, I saw, I conquered." Also used by teenagers to describe their own sexual conquests.
2. An infamous level of platforming hell in the rage game "VVVVVV", known for requiring split-second reactions and absolute precision, lest the player end up with a face full of spikes. As it turns out, this level is completely optional.
1. Random teenager: You remember that girl from that party. Veni Vidi Vici, you know?

2. Veni, Vidi, Vici is a fucking stupid level that's made me die over and over again!
by Bomberman1218 January 17, 2018
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