Vice-Grip 

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!

"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"

Vice-Grip by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011

Vice Grip 

A girl wit a tight pussy.

Example: Yo ma dude, LaShawn had a vice grip. It was hard for me to get in dat.

Vice Grip by Cuntri July 11, 2006

Vice Grip 

When someone sticks their penis into someone else's butthole and the butthole clenches the penis

The other day this guy vice gripped my penis and he wouldn't let go

Vice Grip by b9y March 28, 2010

vice grip 

When you get wrapped up in watching Vice documentaries for hours

my YouTube auto-play got me caught up in such a vice grip yesterday, I watched 4 hours of documentaries!

vice grip by chip_skylark_ April 9, 2019

Vice Grip 

When you lay next to a guy and place your left foot over his body close enough to his dick. Place the back of your knee on his dick (make sure he has a semi) grip the dick with your leg and stroke up and down. This is called the Vice Grip.

We were cuddling last night and I accidentally Vice Gripped him.

Vice Grip by Jestacy June 5, 2014

balls in a vice-grip 

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003

balls in a vice grip 

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.

Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.

balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003