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Taking great time to orgasm eventually making the person you are doing it with out of the mood and tired.
Woman 1: So how was it last night with John?

Woman 2: He's great and all but he's very viaged.
Woman 1: Oh no..
Viaged by DictionaryMcGee April 17, 2017
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A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.
"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."
vagedy by Illin38 May 10, 2009
Related Words

vagedingus 

When a woman grows a penis inside their clitorus and the tip blows up,
Dalila has a fucking vagedingus
vagedingus by adra1n April 7, 2021

Vagedema 

Swelling of the muffin top area of the vagina and even sometimes of the labia
My appendectomy resulted in a hematoma in my pubis and now I’m experiencing discomfort and related to my vagedema
Vagedema by Ceeleah November 3, 2018

vagedgie 

when your vagina gets a hardcore wedgie during the day
yo dude i have such a bad vagedgie
vagedgie by eman1220 November 23, 2016
Used in the same way as pooned, refering to gettin 'owned', but by poontang!
Dude i just got vaged!
vaged by Pussylover12 October 24, 2007
A man with a large dick who loves to eat a lot a vagina.
Man: "Fuck me that bloke can eat a pussy"
Woman: "See the size of his cock... Fucking huge!"
Man: "That bloke is the maddest Vageda I've ever seen!"
Vageda by BillyBob696969 September 5, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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