Bro-Vet- noun- (
bRO-vEHt) - a veteran of the global war on terrorism or GWOT. The
Bro-Vet is the self assessed coolest teller of his time in service.
The
Bro-Vet- typically dresses in head to toe veteran owned business attire. Despite what would be considered ok “work appropriate” The
Bro-Vet chalks it up to being a misunderstood Veteran, and perhaps discriminated against.
The
Bro-Vet, is generally very popular on instagram and would go as far to say they are an “influencer” with their litany of hashtags and discount codes. The
Bro-Vet spends countless hours on their Instagram making “inspirational posts” and trolling non military individuals hoping to understand.
The
Bro-Vet has knowingly or unknowingly traded his combat uniform for his “
Bro-Vet” uniform. The Brovet is ok with it, as they miss their time in Service “and the brotherhood that no one can understand” so the
bro-vet suits up daily in search for other
bro-vets.
The
Bro-Vet is ok with standing out from the crowd and letting everyone know that they should thank him or her for their services to the country. The Bro-Vet is an equal opportunity offender. (And really does not care)
The Bro-Vet is constantly on the hunt for new companies to “rep” so that they can be the first to “rock the brand, before it goes main stream”
The Bro-Vet is the Military’s equivalent to a
Hipster, as they generally have neck beards and drink military roast to order coffee.
I’m wearing 5.11
pants, a Art15 shirt, a
Slate flannell, a Gshock watch drinking my Veteran roasted coffee, through a pour over, I think I might be a
Bro-Vet.
