Bro-Vet- noun- (bRO-vEHt) - a veteran of the global war on
terrorism or GWOT. The Bro-Vet is the self assessed coolest teller of his time in service.
The Bro-Vet- typically dresses in head to
toe veteran owned business attire. Despite what would be considered ok “work appropriate” The Bro-Vet chalks it up to being a misunderstood Veteran, and perhaps discriminated against.
The Bro-Vet, is generally very
popular on instagram and would
go as
far to say they are an “influencer” with their litany of hashtags and discount codes. The Bro-Vet spends countless hours on their Instagram making “inspirational posts” and
trolling non military individuals hoping to understand.
The Bro-Vet has knowingly or unknowingly traded his combat uniform for his “Bro-Vet” uniform. The Brovet is ok with it, as they miss their time in Service “and the brotherhood that no one can understand” so the bro-vet suits up daily in search for other bro-vets.
The Bro-Vet is ok with standing out from the crowd and letting everyone know that they should thank him or her for their services to the country. The Bro-Vet is an equal opportunity offender. (And really does not
care)
The Bro-Vet is constantly on the hunt for
new companies to “rep” so that they can be the first to “rock the brand, before it goes main stream”
The Bro-Vet is the Military’s equivalent to a
Hipster, as they generally have neck beards and drink military
roast to order coffee.
I’m wearing
5.11 pants, a Art15 shirt, a
Slate flannell, a Gshock watch drinking my Veteran
roasted coffee, through a pour over, I think I might be a Bro-Vet.
