Verlend

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A Verlend:

1) To have a penis that is GOD like.

2) A penis that is over 12'' long and 4'' around.

3) Huge beyond all comprehension.

Girl 1 - Damn.. I was going to have sex with this kid last night and when he took off his pants. ...... I was enjoyed and scared at the same time.

Girl 2 - Why?!

Girl 1 - He was packing a Verlend!!

Girl 2 - You lucky bitch!!

Verlend by Malcom3andahalf December 7, 2009

Verlander Look

To pull off an emotionless expression when someone says something really stupid or obvious

Guy #1: Hey man, have you ever seen a movie called The Hangover?
Guy #2: *Verlander Look*

Teacher: Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question kids!
Student: So like can we watch The Hangover instead of doing math?
Teacher: *Verlander Look*

Verlander Look by nsfwthebest December 9, 2011

Related Words

Verlend • verlinda • verenda • verendetta • Verendus • Vergender • Verlander • Verlandered • verlandering • Verlander Look

Verlander

The act of depositing a rather impressive amount of semen on a partner (traditionally, the back) after sexual activities. Can also be used to refer to a massive amount of finale stuff. A reference to a photo released during The Fappening in 2014. First coined by the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit, MI.

1. That stripper was grinding on me so hard I Verlandered all over the place.
2. We didn't have a condom so I had to pull out and Verlander all over her ass.

Verlander by Steve Vegas September 4, 2014

Justin Verlander

Easily the best pitcher in modern day baseball. Known for his 100 mph fastball that increase in speed as the game moves on, his rediculous curveball, and his slider. Has pitched two no- hitters and is the league leader in strikeouts...again.

Justin Verlander is the best pitcher and should win the Cy Young because he is way better than that fat ass CC Sabathia.

Justin Verlander by ernernia August 2, 2011

Vermendurgen

The unavoidable noise made when caught off guard by a friendly greeting from a woman, to which the user has no response.

Woman: Hi how are you today?

Man:(stunned and uncontrollably) vermendurgen.... (then swiftly walks away)

Vermendurgen by Hernia919 October 5, 2011

verenda

A female name. Someone who is strong, loving , caring and likes to keep up with current events. People named Verenda are unique and a force to be reconded with.

Verenda is always on time. She cares for other people.

verenda by Nikki Sixx December 21, 2016

Verlandered

To dominate your opponents at all times while aging in reverse.

Tom Brady Verlandered his way to another super bowl last year.

Verlandered by Rayzr October 5, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026