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A Verlend:

1) To have a penis that is GOD like.

2) A penis that is over 12'' long and 4'' around.

3) Huge beyond all comprehension.
Girl 1 - Damn.. I was going to have sex with this kid last night and when he took off his pants. ...... I was enjoyed and scared at the same time.

Girl 2 - Why?!

Girl 1 - He was packing a Verlend!!

Girl 2 - You lucky bitch!!
by Malcom3andahalf December 07, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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