Verlend

A Verlend:

1) To have a penis that is GOD like.

2) A penis that is over 12'' long and 4'' around.

3) Huge beyond all comprehension.

Girl 1 - Damn.. I was going to have sex with this kid last night and when he took off his pants. ...... I was enjoyed and scared at the same time.

Girl 2 - Why?!

Girl 1 - He was packing a Verlend!!

Girl 2 - You lucky bitch!!

by Malcom3andahalf December 7, 2009

Verlander Look

To pull off an emotionless expression when someone says something really stupid or obvious

Guy #1: Hey man, have you ever seen a movie called The Hangover?
Guy #2: *Verlander Look*

Teacher: Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question kids!
Student: So like can we watch The Hangover instead of doing math?
Teacher: *Verlander Look*

by nsfwthebest December 9, 2011

Verlander

The act of depositing a rather impressive amount of semen on a partner (traditionally, the back) after sexual activities. Can also be used to refer to a massive amount of finale stuff. A reference to a photo released during The Fappening in 2014. First coined by the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit, MI.

1. That stripper was grinding on me so hard I Verlandered all over the place.
2. We didn't have a condom so I had to pull out and Verlander all over her ass.

by Steve Vegas September 4, 2014

Justin Verlander

Easily the best pitcher in modern day baseball. Known for his 100 mph fastball that increase in speed as the game moves on, his rediculous curveball, and his slider. Has pitched two no- hitters and is the league leader in strikeouts...again.

Justin Verlander is the best pitcher and should win the Cy Young because he is way better than that fat ass CC Sabathia.

by ernernia August 2, 2011

Vermendurgen

The unavoidable noise made when caught off guard by a friendly greeting from a woman, to which the user has no response.

Woman: Hi how are you today?

Man:(stunned and uncontrollably) vermendurgen.... (then swiftly walks away)

by Hernia919 October 5, 2011

verenda

A female name. Someone who is strong, loving , caring and likes to keep up with current events. People named Verenda are unique and a force to be reconded with.

Verenda is always on time. She cares for other people.

by Nikki Sixx December 21, 2016

Verlandered

To dominate your opponents at all times while aging in reverse.

Tom Brady Verlandered his way to another super bowl last year.

by Rayzr October 5, 2019