Verlandered 

To dominate your opponents at all times while aging in reverse.

Tom Brady Verlandered his way to another super bowl last year.

Verlandered by Rayzr October 5, 2019

Verlander Look 

To pull off an emotionless expression when someone says something really stupid or obvious

Guy #1: Hey man, have you ever seen a movie called The Hangover?
Guy #2: *Verlander Look*

Teacher: Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question kids!
Student: So like can we watch The Hangover instead of doing math?
Teacher: *Verlander Look*

Verlander Look by nsfwthebest December 9, 2011

Verlander 

The act of depositing a rather impressive amount of semen on a partner (traditionally, the back) after sexual activities. Can also be used to refer to a massive amount of finale stuff. A reference to a photo released during The Fappening in 2014. First coined by the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit, MI.

1. That stripper was grinding on me so hard I Verlandered all over the place.
2. We didn't have a condom so I had to pull out and Verlander all over her ass.

Verlander by Steve Vegas September 4, 2014

Justin Verlander 

Easily the best pitcher in modern day baseball. Known for his 100 mph fastball that increase in speed as the game moves on, his rediculous curveball, and his slider. Has pitched two no- hitters and is the league leader in strikeouts...again.

Justin Verlander is the best pitcher and should win the Cy Young because he is way better than that fat ass CC Sabathia.

Justin Verlander by ernernia August 2, 2011

verlandering 

The act of inserting your penis inside your partners anus while taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror, preferably with both parties looking at the camera and smiling.

Guy 1 "Dude, look at this picture from last night."
Guy 2 "Wow, you were totally verlandering her! Kate would be jealous."

verlandering by ZestyPickles September 2, 2014

Jason Verlander Delay 

Otherwise known as a 'Verlander delay.'

1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.

2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.

1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."

2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."

Jason Verlander Delay by LukieInTheSky June 1, 2010