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Verisonal 

Another word for Phone Sex.
"Oh man, how did that date go last night?"
"It ended up alright, we ended up doing verisonal."
Verisonal by FireElegy July 21, 2017
Words you can keep
It's probably a misspelling of Version, get your head out of the gutters people.
Person 1: Hey, so I need a verison of something, can you help?
Person 2: Bro, you just typed version wrong.
Person 1: Oops. No I didn't.
Verison by Days Union <3 February 19, 2022

johnathan (gay verison) 

He like men alot a skinny 100 pound virgin with fuck boy hair and is a cringey "hypebeast"
Johnathan is a faggot Johnathan (gay Verison) .
When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".
Yo man, last night a gave this girl a verison!
Verison by Mike C. March 11, 2005
Visual representation of personality.
She has a versona of a punk chick, but she actually a cheerleader.
Versona by ceenz March 4, 2011

verizontal 

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.
Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.
verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Vorizonal 

Vertical Horizonal
Vorizonal
Vorizonal by ummmmmuhhjjjj September 29, 2017
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