The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!
I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.
Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!
In a nutshell, it's getting rope burn on your cock, while having wet shit on your cock. For some reason you used your cock for zip lining and somehow got wet shit on your cock, good job retard.
Carl : FUCK! I was about to fall off the zip line so I just used my cock to zip line!
Mexican Macho Man : Fucking dumb nigger, you got Versoacia going on there.