3 definitions by Lola Samuels

verizontal

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

doing the verizontal

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Ashton Crusher

Crush on a substantially younger man or the object of such crush.

"Isn't she alot older than him? Are they involved?"

"No, he's just her Ashton Crusher."

by Lola Samuels May 15, 2010