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Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Words you can keep

doing the verizontal

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

doing the verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Related Words

verizontal • verizontally • doing the verizontal • vertizontal • Veriontay • Verisonal • vertozontal • Vorizonal • Verizon Assclowns • Verizon Pause

vertizontal

a combination vertical and horizontal... in other words, a cooler way to say diagonal

When skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you'll either fall or stay in the same position.

vertizontal by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

Vertizontal

A simple portmanteau of Vertical, and Horizontal. Another word for diagonal.

Probably first coined by Archie Bunker. The Quote is below.

Archie Bunker; All in the family "Editt, the Vertizontal hold is on the fritz again!"

Vertizontal by JATO457 July 28, 2011

vertozontal

A line which is both vertical and horizontal, disregarding the obvious brainfuck that is this contradiction. Note that this is explicitly NOT A FUCKING DIAGONAL LINE.

Guy 1: I'm really drunk right now. Is that the sun coming up over the horizon?
Guy2: No man, it's coming up over the vertical.. line thing
Guy1: Let's compromise; it's coming up over the diagonal!
Guy2: No you motherfucker, that is stupid. it's obviously coming up over the vertozontal line, or a vertozontorizon, if you will.

vertozontal by Zearro June 6, 2015

verizontally

The state between horizontal and vertically

This person has invented a whole new fucked up way to take a video. Verizontally. - TheTwatWaffle on imgur
when talking about the Port Neches Texas Chemical Plant explosion when someone was filming the event verizontally from the inside of a car

verizontally by kkloe November 29, 2019

Verisonal

Another word for Phone Sex.

"Oh man, how did that date go last night?"
"It ended up alright, we ended up doing verisonal."

Verisonal by FireElegy July 21, 2017

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026