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A large computer techincican often exceeding the recomended amount of verbal communication of a normal human being. ie. does more talking than fixing. Often uses offensive and racial language.
Boss: Hey, did you get that call done?

Verdone: Alt-Tab..., What, almost, "swear", pretty much "swear", kinda, swear, swear, swear...
Verdone by CB55 August 24, 2006
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Washroom observer. One who visits the washroom on a quarterly hour basis. Before doing such an act, a bunch of mumbling and small talk must be performed on the way to observing the washroom.
Verdone: Hey, what's going with that thing from yesterday, when umm and hehe and it's stupid Medaglia.
Verdone by PPG August 25, 2006
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Usually English, but ultimately of pre medieval French origins (i.e., the city of Verdun in Eastern France, or the site of the famous siege of 1916-1917, Verdun, in La Manche);

Associated with the Domesday Book, a famous geographical survey of England in 1086 in which Bertrannus de Verduno of Berkshire was recorded as a close companion of Duke William of Normandy (the future William 1st of England).

Variants include Vardon, Varden, Verden, Verdon, Verduin, Verdun and possibly others.
A balladeer and poet whose golden voice and introspective nature accompany his many instruments and evolve into a sumptuous narrative about his life's trials and personal struggles delivered through song and rhythm.

A strong role model amongst friends, he is a gentle and loyal family man whose life is complemented by his beautiful, smiling Queen, his resilient children, and his treasured grandchildren. He laughs in the face of adversity and is generous with his time and his thoughts. A skilled carpenter and logical problem-solver, no dust settles upon Verdon. He has more than a modicum of mischief and when paired with his quiet intelligence, he entertains the masses.

Everyone should have a Verdon in their life, for he is as real as mere mortals get.
"If you're asking the name of the man who inevitably puts smiles on faces in the crowd, it is Verdon."
"Verdon is happening; Verdon is now."
"You don't know a Verdon? You need to find one to know; your life will be richer for knowing him."
Verdon by almostdiva December 20, 2016

newbold verdon 

Home of the Posh twats mixed with the chavy council house cunts. You'll normally see either a mad sesh going on at the kids park, but if not don't forget to check the local football pitch, also known as the addy, home of the cheeky shags and where the kids take there skrab endz to spark up so there mum it worse there Nan don't spot them when there skiving church. Also home the best shop around, the local nisa get your banging deals there, and then the shitty co-op.
Wheres man from?

Pardon me, I am from Newbold verdon sir.
newbold verdon by JimmyBobJim May 31, 2018

Vermoner 

What people who grew up in Vermont call themselves, due to a chronic inability to pronounce the letter "t".
Person A: Joe went out to check on the girls (cows) because it hit 20 below, he's a real Vermoner.

Person B: Ayuh.
Vermoner by Gryphoness April 16, 2010
A dragon who delivers the full load when he goes in. He who stands in triumph against all odds that try to chain him.
God Verdobe is such a pegchamp.
Verdobe by Verdobe1 January 17, 2022

Verdonking

This act is when you stand behind someone who is sitting while cupping your testicles. As you move along side this sitting person you say "Eric" and drop your testicles and say "Verdonk" as they make contact with the shoulder of the sitting person.

This was a well known party trick of the late New Zealand Olympian Eric Verdonk, and is classed as a formal greeting in New Zealand, often referred to as the "white man's Hongi"
Verdonking used as a greeting

"Eric (drops testicles) Verdonk."

"Hey mate, long time no see."
Verdonking by The Mayor of Newlands November 29, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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