2 definitions by Gryphoness

stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

by Gryphoness February 12, 2015

Vermoner

What people who grew up in Vermont call themselves, due to a chronic inability to pronounce the letter "t".

Person A: Joe went out to check on the girls (cows) because it hit 20 below, he's a real Vermoner.

Person B: Ayuh.

by Gryphoness April 16, 2010