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VENTI THE BARD 

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you
Venti the bard is HOT
VENTI THE BARD by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022

Ventithebardscvm 

Of unknown origin, actively has a pisskink and a degrading kink.

People tremble in fear when they hear his name.
“Hey, did you hear about that time Ventithebardscvm commented ‘piss on me’ on a video?”
“Yeah bro, that’s scary.”
Ventithebardscvm by Bartoba.s February 28, 2022

ventithebard 

best person to exist in the world, i love you so much and i hope that in the future we'll be able to meet eachother and live our life happily together

<3
do you know who ventithebard is?

ventithebardscvm 

A TikTok account
He is sexy, cute, attractive, handsome, cute, flabbergasting, prodigious, stupefying, breathtaking, eye-opening.
I recommend subscribing
"Ventithebardscvm is so hot omg pls be mine" - Person
"Noobie" - Person
ventithebardscvm by Unsilgn February 25, 2022

ventithebardscvm.reborn 

ventithebardscvm.reborn is a tiktoker on the App TikTok.
ventithebardscvm.reborn still isnt my mutual.

Ventithebardscvm 

No one knows where he came from, but he has confessed that he has a piss kink.

Degrading kink is unconfirmed, but is highly likely to be true.

When he is near, you will instantly start shivering and piss yourself. Watch out.
“Hey, did you hear Ventithebardscvm confirmed his piss kink?”
“Yeah bro, it’s crazy. It’s said he also has a degrading kink too. It’s probably true, bro I’m scared.”
Ventithebardscvm by Bartoba.s March 9, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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