Venezuelans 

People that live in or derive from Venezuela, a Communist country in South America thats ruled under Hugo Chavez, the biggest ignorant shit in the world.

Venezuelans also have the arrogance and pride of Argentineans, but are annoying ass loud mouths like Cubans. They also can't go two words without saying "Verga" or "Marico".

The worst type of Venezuelans, hands down are the Maracuchos, who before even opening there mouth have already said "Verga" twice and have made five comments about your mom in bed.

Guy 1: Wow, that guy Jose is a real asshole, and he keeps calling me "Marico"
Guy 2: Yeah, he's probably one of those Venezuelans.

Venezuelans by Flux Pav424 April 24, 2011

Venezuelans 

A word meaning "white people" that you use when you don't want others to know what you're talking about. Similar to 2520. Derived from white people -> crackers -> Caracas -> Venezuelans.

Juan: "All right, finally here. Hope this party is good."
Hiroshi: "Word."
(walk in)
Juan: "Shit, man. This looks pretty lame."
Hiroshi: "I know, right? Lots of Venezuelans in here."
Juan: "Sweet, I'm Venezuelan."
Hiroshi: "No, I'm talking about 2520s, you know what I'm saying?"
Juan: "Oh... Yeah, it's totally like a country club in here. Won't be long before a game of croquet or water polo breaks out. I FUCKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE!"
(music stops and everyone stares)
Hiroshi: "Damn dude, so much for subtlety. Let's blow this bitch."

Venezuelans by Nicholas D July 27, 2012

venezuelan beaver cheese

A fictional cheese proposed by John Cleese's character in Monty Python's "Cheese Shop" sketch

Do you have any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

venezuelan beaver cheese by Davestator May 31, 2016

Venezuelan shit tunnel 

When two men are having alternate anal intercourse with a woman and one man takes the fecal residue from his penis and covers the other man's penis with it before he engages the anus.

Tammy was hoping to experience her first Venezuelan shit tunnel while on holiday in Thailand.

Venezuelan shit tunnel by Rmitz April 6, 2017

Venezuelan Oil Check 

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

Venezuelan Oil Check by dbuts February 4, 2017

Venezuela 

Beautiful country, beautiful girls, great accent, nice people, good taste, cool spots and a really bad president

RECORD GUINNESS (COUNTRY WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE WORLD) Cool!! wanna go there

Venezuela by Mauricio Pita December 30, 2003

venezuelasplaining 

When an Ignorant Liberal American that has never been in Venezuela or lived in a Socialist Regimen tries to explain to Venezuelans what is going on in their country and why Socialism is good and why it did not work this time.

Venezuelan: we want democracy and a new government to regain our freedom.

American Liberal in Facebook: U.S trying to accomplish a coup d'état in Venezuela, when I’m fact Maduro is the legitimate president and Socialims is good for the poor people of Venezuela and CentralAmerica

Venezuelan: oh please stop Venezuelasplaining. Oh by the way Venezuelan is in South America

venezuelasplaining by sauce100 January 27, 2019