Vendu

Vendu is a Congolese person who does not eat pondu, just like there is a vegetarian, a vegan, you can also be vendu

Friend:Hey Michelle would you like some pondu?
Michelle: No thank you, I've become vendu

by Real Congolese Man April 9, 2019

Vendula

An absolutely beautiful and nice creature that you can only love. She is just so nice and yeah...
Also she's from Czech Republic!!

Oh, look at that girl! She is so nice! She has to be a Vendula!

by Like apple jam August 30, 2019

vendor whore

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

by richard vendor October 29, 2012

freedom vendor

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

Vennu Mallesh

An amazing lyrical genius, who inspires the world with his hits such as "I Love U Dear" and "It's My Life what ever I wanna Do". He has many great philosophies on life.

Vennu Mallesh is all of the following (in his own words):

Very sentimental
A very good bad boy
A night worker
A self blamer
A brain eater
A heart stealer
A perfect learner
A back bencher
A kids lover
Very anger (but he knows it's very danger)
The true liar
A mind reader
A truth finder
A smart cheater
A pain killer
A good teacher

by NotBrandonAndZeb December 19, 2013