vend

v. - 1. to leave someone behind; to lay your missfortune on some one else
v. - 2. to steal or damage someones property in an act to cause them enbarasment, discomfort or dispair.

They totaly vended Tony, even his gloves were soaked!

by Fishy May 5, 2003

Vend

To sell something.

"Why don't you just vend your gold it'll be worth alot''

by flare30 December 20, 2016

vending

chinaman

man lets go to chinatown and smack those vendings

by chinxunite March 24, 2003

vending

hot asian man

oh jesus christ Vending is so hot!

by <3 March 24, 2003

vending machine

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

by grisha July 16, 2003

(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

Vend-A-Moo

Prevalent most recently in certain areas of the South, a vend-a-moo is a sort of vending machine that vends gallons of whole, two percent, or skim milk. Each gallon, at present, is $3.00.

Hey, I don't want milk from Wal-Mart. Let's go to the Vend-a-moo and get some!

by Jana D. May 10, 2006