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One of a kind person that is in love and when I say love, I mean obsessed with tiny yodas. You will think of such person when you see baby yodas around regardless of where you’re at. This is the type of person that falls asleep to serial killer documentaries and find it easy to relax to them. At some point in your life you’ll see them chillin in a closet for no reason but yk it is what it is. Pop off ig. They will inevitably change their hair color a couple times but it’s okay. regardless of all this, make sure that if a Velazco calls you in a no caller ID then you should answer right away because that will form an amazing friendship. P.S. sleep while you can :)
Velazco is a human…..or not…..run….it might be a snake :v
Words you can keep

kevin anthony velasco orjalo 

the coolest guy ever

super smart, great at coding and tech stuff, competitive at sports, friendly with everyone
valo pro
friend 1: i heard kevin anthony velasco orjalo hates emmanuel

friend 2: yea he does but hes so kind he does not show it

VelascoRaptor 

A person who is a fan of, or a person watches videos uploaded and created by Kyle Velasco, aka BlackShepheard.
"Bro I've been a VelascoRaptor for 3 months and his videos make me laugh"
VelascoRaptor by Tydepodhero September 24, 2019
A Velasco is fun to hang around with but is a terrible person and is selfish but they can be the most handsome or prettiest person and are rare
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a Velasco but I’m special
Velasco by V!nc€Nt June 21, 2022

aldo velasco 

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes
Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!

Alexia Velasco 

Alexia velasco is very funny and always is a kind person she likes to spring time with her friends doing TikTok’s she loves doing TikTok’s
Becerra : is that a god

Sophia : no it’s just Alexia Velasco
Alexia Velasco by Sophia5469 April 18, 2022

Crisanto Velasco 

Is a person who had the best personality, he is good and always fighting for his dreams.
Others call him "Crizan". Crisanto Velasco is a good man with good appeals
Crisanto Velasco by anonymous July 14, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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