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One of a kind person that is in love and when I say love, I mean obsessed with tiny yodas. You will think of such person when you see baby yodas around regardless of where you’re at. This is the type of person that falls asleep to serial killer documentaries and find it easy to relax to them. At some point in your life you’ll see them chillin in a closet for no reason but yk it is what it is. Pop off ig. They will inevitably change their hair color a couple times but it’s okay. regardless of all this, make sure that if a Velazco calls you in a no caller ID then you should answer right away because that will form an amazing friendship. P.S. sleep while you can :)
Velazco is a human…..or not…..run….it might be a snake :v
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kevin anthony velasco orjalo 

the coolest guy ever

super smart, great at coding and tech stuff, competitive at sports, friendly with everyone
valo pro
friend 1: i heard kevin anthony velasco orjalo hates emmanuel

friend 2: yea he does but hes so kind he does not show it

VelascoRaptor 

A person who is a fan of, or a person watches videos uploaded and created by Kyle Velasco, aka BlackShepheard.
"Bro I've been a VelascoRaptor for 3 months and his videos make me laugh"
VelascoRaptor by Tydepodhero September 24, 2019
A Velasco is fun to hang around with but is a terrible person and is selfish but they can be the most handsome or prettiest person and are rare
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a Velasco but I’m special
Velasco by V!nc€Nt June 21, 2022

aldo velasco 

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes
Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!

Alexia Velasco 

Alexia velasco is very funny and always is a kind person she likes to spring time with her friends doing TikTok’s she loves doing TikTok’s
Becerra : is that a god

Sophia : no it’s just Alexia Velasco
Alexia Velasco by Sophia5469 April 18, 2022

Crisanto Velasco 

Is a person who had the best personality, he is good and always fighting for his dreams.
Others call him "Crizan". Crisanto Velasco is a good man with good appeals
Crisanto Velasco by anonymous July 14, 2022
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

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