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Crisanto is the PERFECT middle name they have the BIGGEST penis and he always gets first place in Kahoot is a D1 athlete with 99% of his body weight being his muscles. Everyone loves him and whoever looks at him immediately burn up eyes because of how hot he is.

That guy is so perfect I bet his middle name is Crisanto

Crisanto by anonymous October 4, 2020

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Crisanto Velasco

Is a person who had the best personality, he is good and always fighting for his dreams.

Others call him "Crizan". Crisanto Velasco is a good man with good appeals

Crisanto Velasco by anonymous July 14, 2022

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crisanta

The most beautiful and rare name of all! The kindest, loving and selfless crisanta you will ever meet. Is the best mom to ever live.

Crisanta is such an amazing mom, I want to be like her when I have kids.

crisanta by That lady. December 20, 2016

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Crisanta

Female name meaning the golden or perfect flower; derived from the chrysanthemum flower.

Most under-appreciated female name in America. You're probably pronouncing it wrong.

It's Crisanta, kind of sounds like "croissant" with an "uh" at the end.

Crisanta by crisanta March 6, 2018

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crisanthian

Another word for beautiful just like a girl's name is CRISANTHIAN.

Crisanthian is a beautiful person.

crisanthian by K'Dynce October 29, 2019

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Caleb Criszanto

COOOOOL and

Caleb Criszanto is a person and he is very COOOOOL

Caleb Criszanto by CHIPnD@L3 February 28, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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