Vazey

Victorian era insult meaning stupid

Stop being vazey and call a cab.

by Forbidden sk1es April 22, 2021

Veazey

A physically imposing, yet cool ass dude who likes large rumps and NY pizza.

I pulled a Veazey last night when I was looking at photos of Jessica Biel's booty while I was having a slice.

by Don Pepperoni December 3, 2010

Vasey Vase

An omniscient presence of an all powerful being

"Did you eat at that vasey vase restaurant?"

by DylNog January 17, 2017

Vageyebrows

Tufts of pubic hair which stick out from the sides of a bikini bottom

"OMG, Megan, Tiffany totally needs to wax her vageyebrows. Her crotch looks like Groucho Marks"

by Kooshbag33 April 23, 2015

vageyser

The ultimate squirting orgasm a woman can ever hope to achieve. Her vagina will euphorically explode like a geyser.

Also the name of Arizona's hottest DJ, DJ Vageyser.

I gave that bitch a Vageyser and now she won't leave me alone... Bitches love Vageysers.

by Vageyser November 26, 2014

Valey

A genuine Penis.

This term arose from the behaviours of a certain former Canberra cricketer. When told that he was batting at 9 he turned his chair away from the game that he was involved in and refused to watch his teammates that were batting higher than him. These events were later relayed to other club members and in doing so this particular person was described as a penis.

This is also a term used when playing knock poker where a player will throw out a card and then retrieve the same card (numerically speaking). From there a song and dance is performed to mark the occasion.

P1: You should of seen this Valey we played against today, such a Valey. Come to think of it, they were all a bunch of Valeys.
P2: Well, what do you expect? Everyone knows that their club is full of Valeys.

by Your mate Valey January 6, 2014

vaze

When you're ripping clouds with the bros and the vape clouds linger, creating a vape haze.

Bill: Me and Dildo face were fucking ripping our vapes and we blew such fat clouds it left a vaze in the room.
Chucklehead: Yo that's fucking sweet dog, I wish I could've basked in your vaze.

by Vic and Smok July 6, 2017