The ultimate squirting orgasm a woman can ever hope to achieve. Her vagina will euphorically explode like a geyser.

Also the name of Arizona's hottest DJ, DJ Vageyser.

I gave that bitch a Vageyser and now she won't leave me alone... Bitches love Vageysers.

vageyser by Vageyser November 26, 2014

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Valey

A genuine Penis.

This term arose from the behaviours of a certain former Canberra cricketer. When told that he was batting at 9 he turned his chair away from the game that he was involved in and refused to watch his teammates that were batting higher than him. These events were later relayed to other club members and in doing so this particular person was described as a penis.

This is also a term used when playing knock poker where a player will throw out a card and then retrieve the same card (numerically speaking). From there a song and dance is performed to mark the occasion.

P1: You should of seen this Valey we played against today, such a Valey. Come to think of it, they were all a bunch of Valeys.
P2: Well, what do you expect? Everyone knows that their club is full of Valeys.

Valey by Your mate Valey January 6, 2014

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vaze

When you're ripping clouds with the bros and the vape clouds linger, creating a vape haze.

Bill: Me and Dildo face were fucking ripping our vapes and we blew such fat clouds it left a vaze in the room.
Chucklehead: Yo that's fucking sweet dog, I wish I could've basked in your vaze.

vaze by Vic and Smok July 6, 2017

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