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vausage link 

A traditional sausage packed with the excessively chunky vaginal menstruation of one's girlfriend
Each month I call up the guys to cook up some vausage links and watch the the ball game.
vausage link by briannnnn March 26, 2007
Related Words
A very high quality Vaginal Massage.
Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!
Vassage by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016
The act of massaging cramps out of a vagina.
Girl: My cramps in my vagina are killing me.
Guy : Maybe a vassage will help take the cramps away.
Vassage by Terry S. December 20, 2007
Masaging a girls Vagina before you stimulate her from the inside.
Brad gave Taylor a vasage before fucking her out of her mind.
vasage by Will... August 31, 2007
Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.
Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!
Vassage by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.
"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."