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British slang for lesbian.
"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian
by Jay Bishop August 07, 2017

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Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.
Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!
by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

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Noun derived from destitute.
The vast destitude of cyberspace.
by Jay Bishop September 25, 2007

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A random phrase used to both give a name to some object or to rationalize an akward situation.
"Damn tenene"
"Dude what just happened? 'Tenene(shrug)'"
by Jay Bishop April 15, 2006

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