Vassage 

A very high quality Vaginal Massage.

Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!

Vassage by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016

Vassage 

The act of massaging cramps out of a vagina.

Girl: My cramps in my vagina are killing me.
Guy : Maybe a vassage will help take the cramps away.

Vassage by Terry S. December 20, 2007

Vassage 

Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.

Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!

Vassage by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.

"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."

vassage (vah-sawg) by All thanks to Avery March 28, 2009

vassared 

Verb To tell someone you will do something for them or give them something. Then to callously retract your offer after the person is sure that you're doing something for them.Usually retracted after a long period of time the minimum is 3 hours. Of course the amount of time depends on the person level of dickery.

Brian: Hey so Jeff I don't mind giving you a ride home !
Jeff: Thanks man, you really saved me there, I would've had to wait until 8 to get home.

3 hours later

Brian: I can't give you a ride home, sorry for the confusion.
Jeff: I can't believe you vassared me

vassared by Fabritzz March 4, 2012

vessage

A vessage is a voicemail message.

If I don't answer the phone, leave me a vessage.

vessage by Berners Rock September 4, 2014

sleeping with vassago 

Accusation that someone is cheating, benefiting by performing sexual favors for the right people. The phrase originates from a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon, a text-based MMO) by the name of Materia Magica (originally Moongate), primarily run by a guy going by "Vassago". The phrase accused a player of benefiting by sleeping with the game's main administrator.

You seem to be getting pretty lucky lately. Looks like someone has been sleeping with Vassago.

sleeping with vassago by Sam Dalton June 30, 2009