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massaging 

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed
My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.
massaging by Annagu14 April 22, 2016
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Massaging The Donut 

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.
Massaging The Donut by Orukum May 16, 2010

massaging kink 

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.
"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

massaging my man muscle 

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

massaging the truth 

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.
Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

Massaging the Language

A form of speaking used when trying to convince somebody of something obviously false in order to maintain a delusional truth.
Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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