Vassertive

Assertive but perceived as aggressive because you have a vagina.

Man: "Ma'am, you're being very aggressive!"
Woman: No actually, I'm vassertive.
Man: What the hell is 'vassertive?'
Female: "It's assertive with a vagina."
Man runs away screaming because a woman used the word vagina.

by O_OK June 25, 2020