Vasilating 

Lubing up a cock/finger/dildo with petroleum jelly in anticipation of shoving it up someone's ass.

The doctor is already Vasilating, so I'll soon know if that pain in my ass is prostrate cancer or just hemorrhoids.

Vasilating by Pendragon1970 May 15, 2015

vagillating 

vagina + vascillating = vagillating. When a PMS'ing woman is being an indecisive princess. Related to male condition of manstration but with indecision.

She says, "You're going out with your friends tonight, and I don't want to go out with your friends, but I want to hang out with you. Maybe I should go out with you. No, maybe you should just stay in with me. No, maybe I'll just stay here all by myself and watch Steel Magnolias on VHS."

I say, "I'm going out. Come with me if you want, but you'll have to stop vagillating."

vagillating by The Great Badger October 16, 2008

vacillating richard 

Swinging dick.

Mofo is a vacillating Richard.

vacillating richard by hortus thug June 10, 2017

Vaculating 

When you are talking and little beads of spit gather in the corner of your mouth. Usually occurs in elderly people and people with braces.

That man over there is grossly vaculating.

Vaculating by SarahZoeNi December 3, 2011

vaginating 

To thrust while sitting using only hip motions. Usually in sync with a repetive noise. Can be used to stop the feeling of having to pee.

Ester was vaginating as she waited for the bus.

vaginating by Courtney and Jesse and Julio May 30, 2008

vasileaning 

Leaning toward one decision while swinging, or vascillating indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another.

Q: I'm hungry! ...Mexican or Chinese...Chinese or Mexican...I can't decide!

A: Quit your vasileaning and make up your mind...before we both starve!

vasileaning by mindstretcher May 16, 2011