A "Varty" refers to a person who's life revolves around immature antics and pranks but is a common find at any party. A quick thinking prankster who is never out of sexual innuendos and has no shame. Usually under the influence of alcohol and is suprisingly efficent at hitting on the opposite sex.

Often accompanied by a "Nikki"

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A vaginal fart, expelled from a woman's vagina after too much air has entered her body during sexual relations.