captain_boi's definitions

drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 27, 2021

Varyunya

A chick who is your tomboy, yandere, mommy, best friend, arachnid, Dulahhun, taller, sister, gamer, roommate, futa, vampire, and android girlfriend all at the same time.

Dad: “son will you just get a girlfriend already?”
Son who is listening to Varyunya: “NEVER!!”

by captain_boi April 24, 2021