The name Varian is French for "variable", which means something not consistent or liable to change.
Varian: I don't like to change myself for any reason . . . except if something emotionally traumatizing happens to someone I really care about.
Rudiger: Skree, chirrrp, Grrrrr.
Varian: Your right, Rudiger. Like that would ever happen.
1. Varnado (pronounced Var-Nuh-Dough) is a village in Washington Parish, Louisiana, United States. The population was 342 at the 2000 census. It is part of the Bogalusa Micropolitan Statistical Area.
2. The world's best last name. Ever.
1. My grandma used to live in Varnado, but she moved to Baton Rouge.
2. My name's Kayla Varnado, and i'm amazing.
Highly infectious, but slightly weaker strain of the Covid-19 virus, especially pertaining to the origin of the region southwest Missouri, in which the infected victim suffers from the unstoppable urge to violently sneeze everywhere in a 5 meter radius, sniffle at an earthshattering volume, and play either mobile games or Valorant during study halls.
"Bro, Benjicover your mouth!I ain't tryin to get B.C. variant!