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Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
The act of a woman quiefing during intercorse, causing a gust of wind to be shot up onto the mans penis in a twister.
It was all fun and games until her vanado caught me off gaurd.
vanado by dildosaur April 11, 2017

vernados 

Hey look, it’s Vernados
vernados by pres like man January 10, 2018

Laqutis Varador 

LOVE ME!

Latin translation, "DILIGO Mihi!"
Laqutis Varador - "LOVE ME! OR FACE MY WRATH!
Get'em SINAEA!"
Laqutis Varador by Random Tyrian November 21, 2006
Getting eaten out from the inside of the posterior and being oblivious to it.

(both figuratively and literally)

In 2007 Jared Kushner bought his satanic palace at 666 Fifth Ave. In 2011, 2 years after marrying Ivanka Trump, Vornado Realty Trust became 50% equity partner of the building. Jared now sitting high as his father-in-law, Donald Trump has appointed him in charge of brokering peace in the middle east and destroying ISIS (please read spearheading a religious war). America finds that corruption has been chewing on the insides of it's ass for years...milk and honey for everyone!
Also:
The Voice of Russia Tornado of Realty
David, while quite the Democrat, didn't notice the reverse Vornado he received late one afternoon men times.
Vornado by Gerry Khan April 6, 2017
When a woman gets so angry she gets crazy mad and rages like a tornado
My wife caught me in a lie and had a vagnado.
vagnado by viceland August 8, 2016
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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