Varese

A very loving, unique, and outspoken person! Hard demeanor but super soft and sensitive once you get to know her. Will do anything for her loved ones. Gives most people the benefit of the doubt way too often…but once she’s done…she’s done. Great to have by your side!

Get you a Varese!

by Varese November 22, 2021

Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Varelse

One of four Demosthean phrases of "otherness", varelse is of an extraterrestrial race with whom no communication or understanding is possible, and therefore war is often inevitable.

Before The Hive Queen was written, humans considered buggers to be varelse.

by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

VARsehole

A professional footballer who is using the Video Assisted Ref system as an excuse to play act, dive, moan or just generally be a world class bellend.

Pepe was being a complete VARseholes in that Portugal v Iran game

by Refbot June 25, 2018

Kel Varnsen

(Seinfeld) An alias that Jerry comes up with so that he can gain access to an apartment for sale during the Puerto Rican Day Parade, so that he can watch the end of the Mets game. Art Vandelay and H.E. Pennypacker also the same scene to gain access to the apartment.

"Not Pennypacker. 'You know him?' I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!!!"

by matkillah April 21, 2004

Kel Varnsen

A name Jerry Seinfeld used when he answered the phone as Vandelay Industries.

Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?

by jimmy jimmie May 24, 2006

varsegio

Varsegio - Metaphorical Noun

A varsegio is a guy you know who's never up to any good but is there when you need support even if he's in trouble.

Varsegio - Metaphorical Noun

1) A brotha who backs you even when his chips are down.

"Brooo I was stressin' out about my exam yesterday and my buddy John called me and cheered me the hell up while he was getting evicted."

"Duuuuude! Whatta varsegio!"

2) A guy you know who has a slight tendency to run away after one too many drinks.

"Man...has anyone see John??"

"Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiieet...I think he varsegio'd off again!"

"LOL"

3) The one guy in your crew who always coins new words or makes coined words/phrases mainstream.

"Yo wiggie! That hair cut is so gucci!"

"John, no one says wiggie and gucci. Quit being a varsegio."

"Alright wiggie."

4) Your friend who's a huge Kobe Bryant fan and takes turn around jump shots at the right elbow of the paint all day during rec pick up games and is not too bad actually so he's like 70%-80% from the field most of the time so you can't call him a ball hog.

"Yoooooooooo why you takin' that shot dawg, you was double teamed!?

"Bro. I got one word for you. Varsegio."

"Go home bro, you're drunk."

Tony - "Brooo I had an exam yesterday and I was stressin' but then John called and cheered me up."

Henry - "Aww sounds like a nice guy."

Tony - "Turns out it was the one call he was allowed from prison lol."

Henry - "Woooooooow duuude! Whatta varsegio!"

by Papita FC December 13, 2014