varsegio

Varsegio - Metaphorical Noun

A varsegio is a guy you know who's never up to any good but is there when you need support even if he's in trouble.

Varsegio - Metaphorical Noun

1) A brotha who backs you even when his chips are down.

"Brooo I was stressin' out about my exam yesterday and my buddy John called me and cheered me the hell up while he was getting evicted."

"Duuuuude! Whatta varsegio!"

2) A guy you know who has a slight tendency to run away after one too many drinks.

"Man...has anyone see John??"

"Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiieet...I think he varsegio'd off again!"

"LOL"

3) The one guy in your crew who always coins new words or makes coined words/phrases mainstream.

"Yo wiggie! That hair cut is so gucci!"

"John, no one says wiggie and gucci. Quit being a varsegio."

"Alright wiggie."

4) Your friend who's a huge Kobe Bryant fan and takes turn around jump shots at the right elbow of the paint all day during rec pick up games and is not too bad actually so he's like 70%-80% from the field most of the time so you can't call him a ball hog.

"Yoooooooooo why you takin' that shot dawg, you was double teamed!?

"Bro. I got one word for you. Varsegio."

"Go home bro, you're drunk."

Tony - "Brooo I had an exam yesterday and I was stressin' but then John called and cheered me up."

Henry - "Aww sounds like a nice guy."

Tony - "Turns out it was the one call he was allowed from prison lol."

Henry - "Woooooooow duuude! Whatta varsegio!"

varsegio by Papita FC December 13, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012