Vanilla Snake 

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

Vanilla Snake by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

McCafe Vanilla Shake 

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.

I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

McCafe Vanilla Shake by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

vanilla shake

Semen or male ejaculate. Taken from semen's similarity in consistency and color to a vanilla shake.

She asked how many licks would it take, to make MC Ren start gushin' up vanilla shake.

vanilla shake by L January 16, 2005

Vanilla Shake

When a white girl tries to twerk.

Amy was hangin at da club and tried to show everyone her vanilla shake

Vanilla Shake by Trig Midterm February 4, 2017

vanilla shake

when you cum in an epileptic girl then flash strobe lights in her eyes

“yo ted i got a charge for giving some girl a vanilla shake”

vanilla shake by mmmmmmMonke January 7, 2021

Vanilla Milk shake

jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.

"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."

Vanilla Milk shake by Tommm T. March 31, 2009