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vanilla shake

Semen or male ejaculate. Taken from semen's similarity in consistency and color to a vanilla shake.
She asked how many licks would it take, to make MC Ren start gushin' up vanilla shake.
vanilla shake by L January 16, 2005
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Vanilla Shake

When a white girl tries to twerk.
Amy was hangin at da club and tried to show everyone her vanilla shake
Vanilla Shake by Trig Midterm February 4, 2017

vanilla shake

when you cum in an epileptic girl then flash strobe lights in her eyes
“yo ted i got a charge for giving some girl a vanilla shake
vanilla shake by mmmmmmMonke January 7, 2021

McCafe Vanilla Shake 

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Vanilla Milk shake

jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.
"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."
Vanilla Milk shake by Tommm T. March 31, 2009

Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.
I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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