Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016

Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016

Black and tan

The murky coloured stool after a night drinking Guiness.

Eoin: I’m away to give birth to me black and tan, so I am

by Pseudodumb April 01, 2021