The last name of a professional ice hockey player of Austrian descent currently playing for the Buffalo Sabres of the NHL.

An expressive term that can be used to replace any word and splice up any sentence
Did you see that goal that Vanek had last night vs. the Devils?

Kid A: yes! chicken fingers in the dining hall today!
Kid B: I can Vanek that!
by duh26 December 8, 2009
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A dumbass that can't DO anything right can't even teach
Bruh our teacher is a vanek.
by Xd_4hed April 16, 2019
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Light your bowl of marijuana. Take a hit and pass it on letting the next person take a hit without having to re-light it. Keep passing around without re-lighting the weed. If you can get 26 or more hits off of one light, is it considered a Vanek Bowl.
Me and Jason smoked a Vanek Bowl last night. We got 28 hits off one light!
by Davee February 26, 2007
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Owner and creator of an apparel line. She is known by her rubber bracelets and collabs with rock/pop musicians. Sells her merch on tours such as Warped Tour, Bamboozle, and Bamboozle Roadshow.

Often referred to as a "scene queen" but I have yet to see her with unnaturally teased hair, neon colored skinny jeans, and a major eyeliner issue.

Former girlfriend of Ryan Ross.
Girl 1: OMG! Jac Vanek is selling merch here!

Girl 2: No way! I follow her on Twitter!

Girl 1: ME TOO!
by MeggieMargarita July 9, 2010
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A camera loving whore it first became famous for dating the homosexual guitarist for panic at the disco, ryan ross. She continues her reign as most obnoxious scene queen by selling overpriced rubber bracelets that have sayings such as "legit" and "brutal". She states she is still a virgin, but her non existent hymen may disagree. Jac Vanek is currently attempting to take over disneyland as well, by hanging out with Demi Lovato.
Did you see Jac Vanek all up on Alex Deleon at the TAI show last night?
by DemiLov March 17, 2009
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Former girlfriend of Ryan Ross and an established photographer, now with her own apparel line. She's also known for being Audrey Kitching's former best friend and picture pet, and she's famous as well for her long, platinum blond hair and skinny figure.
Girl 1: OMG, that pic was so Jac Vanek!

Girl 2: *squeals* I AM SOOO BLEACHING MY HURRR BEFORE THE PANIC CONCERT!

Girl 1 & 2: *squeals*

Girl 1: OMG, do you think Ryro will think I'm Jac at the concert tonight?

Girl 2: O-M-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
by candywarhol__________x October 30, 2007
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To tell the Facebook Page Owners group that you are leaving the group OR deleting all your pages, and then return the next few days.
Watch him pull a Haider Vanek.
by Baller21212121212145 September 26, 2012
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