Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.
by SophXxx August 12, 2006
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She is a beautiful singer with a unique french-pop sound. The song "Joe Le Taxi" was her first single thanks to her Uncle. Along the way to success she starred in a few movies. She occasionally models for big brands, ie: Chanel.
She is involved with Johnny Depp and have two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. They have been together for over nine years but not married.
Vanessa Paradis is really beautiful and Talented.
by Infinite Nothing April 26, 2008
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An amazing French singer. Known for her classic song "Joe le taxi."
Has a gorgeous family with actor Johnny Depp.
Vanessa Paradis is lovely and amazingly talented
by coeurdefleur February 06, 2010
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One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.
Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"

Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."

Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"

Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."

# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"

# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."

# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
by Johnny Depp is the SEX June 24, 2009
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