Vanarnia

The mystical position that your friends tell you to use that won't get a girl pregnant.

Dude, if you hit her in the vanarnia, she won't get pregnant.

by Sp00nman72 March 28, 2016

vagarnia

The women's restroom or any domain that is off limits to males. Reference to the magical world of Narnia from the popular CS Lewis series "The Chronicles of Narnia".

The Men's room was full so I braved the mystical world of Vagarnia.

by BBM January 30, 2008

vagarnia

A pussy so large it leads to another dimension.

By the time the baseball team was done with Mckay, you could have lead an expedition to Vagarnia.

by 4head269 April 13, 2016

Vagarnia

The mystical realm of Vagarnia resides within Hazel's dense, bushy forest. It is said that it always smells of fish, and the nether regions of Cracknia can be entered from the other end.

"The purple train can be taken to Vagarnia," Connor M.

by Vagarnia May 28, 2014

Vanarial Death Grip

What you get from tricks and hoes from different area codes. Symptoms include slutty clothing, excessive makeup, grinding one's ass into or around another's genital regions, and the need to listen to shitty mainstream mtv rap. Usually found on the dancefloor af any downtown-area club.

Paris Hilton/Tara Reid/Lindsey Lohan wannabe's all have a huge case of Vanarial Death Grip.

by Chris Walsh November 5, 2005

Vanarial Grapefruit

1)When a man has elephantitis of the testicles and they become the size of a grapefruit.

2)When a man gets laid a lot and people blame it on his 'Vanarial Grapefruit's.

Dude that guy has got some 'Vanarial Grapefruit'.

by negroshima January 27, 2007