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VampDouche 

A man or woman who will wear sunglasses when there are clouds blocking the sun.
Guy 1: Hey look at that douche with the sunglasses.

Guy 2: Yeah! Why is he wearing sunglasses when it is sunny outside? What a VampDouche
Words you can keep

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.
I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?
Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011

Vacadouche 

The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.
Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.

Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.

Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
Vacadouche by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

Valedouchetorian 

The douchiest person in each graduating class.
He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

Valdouches 

A term to describe annoyance and The french or French Canadian version of a Douche/Douche bag, usually said to describe multiple women.
hey where are those Valdouches with my sandwich.
Valdouches by wolfmanali April 25, 2010
same as douche bag but the term is used to describe a female douche.
a douche bag (guys) vadouche (girls)

someone who:

Thinks they are cool and are not.
Thinks they are the hottest person in the world.
Finds any excuse to expose themselves to show how hot they think they are.
Wears sunglasses that are way too big or aviator glasses.
Drives a vehicle that makes no sense (I.E. 15' lifted truck).
Who asks every girl if they twitter as a pickup line.
Flips their collar up because they think they are cool.
Wears their hat BARELY on top of their head sideways for no reason other then to look cool.
Keeps the original label/sticker on their hat/clothing.
Has spinners on their vehicle...they are way out now.
Drives without a shirt on.
Wears girl pants when they are clearly cutting off the circulation of the penis.
Stacks as many empty beer cans/bottles as they can to show how much alcohol they can drink.
makes sure to use their cell phone at night so that the light shining from it illuminates their face.
Vadouche by Clark W Grizz July 7, 2009

VanDouchebag 

A loser who treats other people like shit and thinks they are better than everyone else.
Lauren VanDouchebag better stop hatin' and shut the fuck up before i kick her ass.
VanDouchebag by guess who?***** September 17, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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