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Valdouches

A term to describe annoyance and The french or French Canadian version of a Douche/Douche bag, usually said to describe multiple women.
hey where are those Valdouches with my sandwich.
by wolfmanali April 25, 2010
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Vardouche

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.
I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?
by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011
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Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.
He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.
by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011
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Vadouche

same as douche bag but the term is used to describe a female douche.
a douche bag (guys) vadouche (girls)

someone who:

Thinks they are cool and are not.
Thinks they are the hottest person in the world.
Finds any excuse to expose themselves to show how hot they think they are.
Wears sunglasses that are way too big or aviator glasses.
Drives a vehicle that makes no sense (I.E. 15' lifted truck).
Who asks every girl if they twitter as a pickup line.
Flips their collar up because they think they are cool.
Wears their hat BARELY on top of their head sideways for no reason other then to look cool.
Keeps the original label/sticker on their hat/clothing.
Has spinners on their vehicle...they are way out now.
Drives without a shirt on.
Wears girl pants when they are clearly cutting off the circulation of the penis.
Stacks as many empty beer cans/bottles as they can to show how much alcohol they can drink.
makes sure to use their cell phone at night so that the light shining from it illuminates their face.
by Clark W Grizz July 7, 2009
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VanDouchebag

A loser who treats other people like shit and thinks they are better than everyone else.
Lauren VanDouchebag better stop hatin' and shut the fuck up before i kick her ass.
by guess who?***** September 17, 2008
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