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Vamp stamp 

When someone has any tattoo on their neck, a vampires favorite place on the human body.
Martin: I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my neck.
Ryan: Like a vamp stamp? That would be hawt!!
Martin: Yeah, I want to get it before the twilight premiere.
Vamp stamp by thethird September 4, 2009

vamp stamp 

beautiful inappropriate mark on your neck; created by sucking someone's neck without breaking skin, like a vampire.
'Yo dude, I totally vamp stamp this hot girl last night!"

"Omg, I totally got vamped by this really hot guy last night!"
vamp stamp by dr. butt April 29, 2009

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp 

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.
Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

Super Vamp

The act of staying up for over 24 hours without being tired.
From sunrise to sunset, I've seen the full day. I'm a super vamp.
I'm about that super vamp life.
Super Vamp by Iconic Uno May 26, 2013
A blood sucking vamp. Someone who has more than a blood fetish and has a donor and stuff. Sang is short for sanguivore.
I'm a sang vamp and i need a donor...
sang vamp by everyrose October 31, 2005

The Vamps 

could be seen two ways by one person
One day their sex gods, one day their the cutest little shits you've ever seen, they're also criminals of giving thousands of girls feels.
friend: your favourite from the vamps just posted a new selfie
me: *trips on stairs, runs outside, screams*
The Vamps by thevxmpscon November 8, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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