vampsexual
vampsexual by wint3rv4mpgrrl October 14, 2021
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vampsexual
Identifying sexually or in terms of either gender or emotional status, as a vampire. Not to be confused with Vampirism which is the act of being a vampire.
"I heard Stacy identifies as Vampsexual now."
"How?"
"Because she has an emotional thirst for blood, is depressed, and is only attracted to vampires emotionally."
"How?"
"Because she has an emotional thirst for blood, is depressed, and is only attracted to vampires emotionally."
vampsexual by Random_Gay_Hooker January 9, 2017
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lampsexual
lampsexual by Lamplover27 June 23, 2018
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vaposexual by Anderpz June 3, 2017
Lampsexual
Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.
Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.
Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.
Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.
Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.
Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.
A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.
V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.
V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
Lampsexual by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022
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vagisexual by fjksla;e April 3, 2007
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