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vampsexual 

Identifying sexually or in terms of either gender or emotional status, as a vampire. Not to be confused with Vampirism which is the act of being a vampire.
"I heard Stacy identifies as Vampsexual now."
"How?"

"Because she has an emotional thirst for blood, is depressed, and is only attracted to vampires emotionally."
vampsexual by Random_Gay_Hooker January 9, 2017

lampsexual

if you're into lamps sexually, you're lampsexual.
Andrew is into lamps so he's lampsexual.
lampsexual by Lamplover27 June 23, 2018

vaposexual 

A guy who loves to shove a vape up his box.
Man Jordan, you are a vaposexual
vaposexual by Anderpz June 3, 2017

Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
Lampsexual by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022

Vansexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person called Van.
"so what is your sexuality?" - "I'm a Vansexual. "
Vansexual by Bit0ruato January 9, 2021

vagisexual 

a man who pretends to be gay to get closer to women
that guy is a complete vagisexual
vagisexual by fjksla;e April 3, 2007
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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