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Most Valuable Drunk 

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
Most Valuable Drunk by king jay March 27, 2008

Valuable Pain

A lesson about committing you’re heart to a relationship too swiftly
Valuable Pain by Valuable pain November 25, 2019

Valuable Gold Nuggets

Portions of gold holding significant value. These particular gems are regarded with high honor by many of the rural tribes of the bering sea and African feldspar lemers.
n00b1: checks out them sick valuable gold nuggets, what do you estimate the value of 16 cubic centimeters?
n00b2: I would have to say above 10,000, given their size and lustre
Valuable Gold Nuggets by Pce_Nug January 21, 2006

Valuable 

Valuable: The opposite of your life
Valuable by Qutex November 8, 2021
When you're too high to type valuable.
Friend 1: "That's crazy that they are considering giving you a whole 50 cent raise!"
Friend 2: "Sorry? That I'm such a valibale employee."
Friend 1: "You're right!"
valibale by Jamir42069 June 1, 2018

Valueless 

Actually Thorinkin.
I'm going to pay ol' Valueless a visit.
Valueless by Makuraman June 24, 2018