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A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"
Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man
by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014
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