Valentime 

Time spent with someone you love, especially on/around February 14th.

It doesn't matter what you are doing, whether stargazing on a rooftop or taking a walk on the breezy beach. It's all valentime!

"Jon and Danielle have been spending a ton of time together."

"Yeah, it's okay though they love each other so it's valentime!"

Valentime by head.over.heels February 9, 2010

Valentime's Day 

Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.

"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"

Valentime's Day by Proxunum November 5, 2012

Valentime's Day 

A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.

Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.

Valentime's Day by Scuba383 November 3, 2012

Valentime's Day 

The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.

What are you getting your girlfriend for Valentime's Day??

Valentime's Day by annieoakley May 15, 2010

Valentime-Out 

A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.

I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.

Valentime-Out by goo wyko February 4, 2009

Valentime's Day 

The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.

My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.

Valentime's Day by WhyCome? February 16, 2007

Valentime’s day 

‘Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.

Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.

Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.

Valentime’s Day means married couples day.

Valentime’s day by xircano February 15, 2025