Vaint 

A sensation of joy coming from somthing unexpected.

I just got some Vaint

Vaint by The most urban words January 24, 2017

vainjury 

An injury sustained while trying to look cute. Often occurs on extremely high heels, in too tight pants, or with excessive arching of the back.

Jenna: *screams* Get me some ice!

Jessica: What happened?

Anton: She tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.

vainjury by jetleighg December 1, 2010

Valntyne 

Calum hood or also known as C Dizzel Swizzel Or Cool Guy Cal created valntyne at his great state. He talks about how much he hates valentine’s Day.

“Man valntyne’s day is probably my worst hatred day of the year. There’s so much pressure involved.”

Valntyne by Lovedrom998 August 8, 2018

Karkat Vantas 

A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.

He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.

A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.

Karkat Vantas by Neo is not here August 20, 2013

vanity wipe 

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008

vaingina 

a girl or group of girls whose level of conceit or vanity seem to be without measure.

Nuno: Man, look at those girls, they're so full of themselves, they think they're the shit.

Nelson: yeah, I know what a pack of vainginas!

vaingina by autobot85 April 10, 2009

vantastic sex 

Good sex in a van.

Juan said he had some vantastic sex in the Chevrolet!

vantastic sex by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016