Definitions by jetleighg
vainjury
An injury sustained while trying to look cute. Often occurs on extremely high heels, in too tight pants, or with excessive arching of the back.
Jenna: *screams* Get me some ice!
Jessica: What happened?
Anton: She tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.
Jessica: What happened?
Anton: She tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.