Vaintract

An attempt to convey vanity through social networks by posting an image with a caption that does not correlate, or distracts from the self inflation of the image.

Ex. I can't believe she posted more pictures of her ass on Instagram with those stupid motivational captions. Shes obviously vaintracting and wants people to look at her ass.

by DBBurn January 24, 2018

vagstracted

When someone losses their train of thought when talking to a woman.

My friend doesn't perform well at work when he gets vagstracted.

by maintenance man July 12, 2013

vaintastic

someone highly proud to be vain

ex:
Kayla:

OMG bitch your so damn vain

Rebecca:

Na uh im vaintastic!

by omgsovain December 24, 2007