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vagutt

mythical form of a genital mutation, resulting from extremely promiscuous behavior and multiple penetrations. the vaginal opening tears to form a single hole with the anus, creating a vagutt
Nevermind loose, this girl had a vagutt... my dick was like a hot dog in a hallway!!
by richayo January 16, 2004
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Vagutt

A combination of vagina and butt. What is acquired when a woman's vagina is ripped to the anus.
Schmisten: Vavid and I were having rough intercourse last night...
Delsea and Wanielle (in unison): Did something happen?
Schmisten: Well, because of our intense romping, Vavid kind of created a vagutt.
Delsea: Ew. Was there blood?
Schmisten: Oh, there was a vaguttload.
by choods March 7, 2008
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vagutt hole

The sound a woman makes when you surprise them by grabbing them in the vagina and butt hole at the same time.
Get you hand out of my vagutt hole!
by Nerdy30Gamer1978 May 14, 2017
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vaguetexting

1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.
Common examples include:

"Haha yeah"

"Lol"

"Nothin much"

"Thats good"

(etc.)

Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.

(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool

In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.
by checkkss March 25, 2010
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vaguetweeting

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.
@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...
by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011
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vagultures

Vagultures is a word created from the fusion of vagina and vultures. Someone who is pecking around the party looking for scraps of vagina. Beware, this man is drunk and horny, and will usually take whoever doesn't run when he swoops in.
"Look at the nine guys who just walked into this party, those vagultures."
"The Vagulta meter just hit a 9."
by Nerl McFlannigan March 13, 2008
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Vagitty

The middle of a large pair of breasts, this is where you tit f*** your chick.
That thots vagitty is showing! We need to add her to the big vagitty committee!
by JLew33 May 8, 2019
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