1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.
Common examples include:
"Haha yeah"
"Lol"
"Nothin much"
"Thats good"
(etc.)
Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.
(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool
In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.
An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.
@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...
A person who doesn’t regularly attend church or know much about his or her culture’s primary religion, but still maintains the default position of belief in the religion’s principle deity in a way that doesn’t have any practical effects on their daily behavior.
Josh thought Jesus was prettydope, but he wasn’t a fan of missing Sunday-afternoon football for church. He was a deeply committed vaguetheist and had a tacit agreement of mutual acknowledgement with the Lord.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.