Vagurt

The sound of eating yogurt - which can be confused with vagina noises.

What are you eating? Sounds like vagurt. Your vagurt noises are turning me on.

by Vagurt July 11, 2015

Vagurt

To imply that someone eats the Yogurt from a woman genital area

Look at Rob over there.... what a Vagurt

by YoYoJ February 17, 2015

vaguetexting

1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.

Common examples include:

"Haha yeah"

"Lol"

"Nothin much"

"Thats good"

(etc.)

Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.

(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool

In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.

by checkkss March 25, 2010

vaguetweeting

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011

vagultures

Vagultures is a word created from the fusion of vagina and vultures. Someone who is pecking around the party looking for scraps of vagina. Beware, this man is drunk and horny, and will usually take whoever doesn't run when he swoops in.

"Look at the nine guys who just walked into this party, those vagultures."
"The Vagulta meter just hit a 9."

by Nerl McFlannigan March 13, 2008

vaguetheist

A person who doesn’t regularly attend church or know much about his or her culture’s primary religion, but still maintains the default position of belief in the religion’s principle deity in a way that doesn’t have any practical effects on their daily behavior.

Josh thought Jesus was pretty dope, but he wasn’t a fan of missing Sunday-afternoon football for church. He was a deeply committed vaguetheist and had a tacit agreement of mutual acknowledgement with the Lord.

by ZackE September 20, 2013

vagutt

mythical form of a genital mutation, resulting from extremely promiscuous behavior and multiple penetrations. the vaginal opening tears to form a single hole with the anus, creating a vagutt

Nevermind loose, this girl had a vagutt... my dick was like a hot dog in a hallway!!

by richayo January 16, 2004